You And Me Could Craft A Bad Romance

(For Valentine’s Day, part of my wife’s surprise is a blinking heart constructed in a game called Minecraft.)

Wife: “Aw, that’s so sweet.”

(A giant spider starts crawling around the heart.)

Wife: “Oh, a spider. I will call him Bob. Hi, Bob!”

(The spider starts coming after the player, and I grab the mouse.)

Wife: “Um, why is Bob coming towards us?”

(The spider attacks.)

Wife: “Ah! Get away, get away!”

(I kill the spider, and it drops a spider eye.)

Wife: “Well, that kind of broke the sweet moment.”