You And I Can Code A Bad Romance

(I just got home from work and am about to go play some games on my computer. I give my girlfriend a kiss before I head off to play. She grabs me by the arm and this conversation ensues.)

Girlfriend: “Baby, I’m the only game you need with state of the art controls and graphics.”

Me: “Really?”

Girlfriend: “Yeah, you should see the cartridge.”

Me: “I was always told I shouldn’t lick my electronics.”

Girlfriend: “I’m so state of the art I’m the one exception to that rule.”