You Actually TALK To Each Other?!
(A man comes to the door, selling Sky TV:)
Me: “Actually, we don’t have a TV.”
Salesman: “Seriously? You’re kidding!”
Me: “No, honestly.”
Salesman: “But… what do you arrange your furniture around?”
Me: “Well… it’s in a sort of circle round the living room…”
Salesman: “You mean… like, facing one another?”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
