Yoda Boss

| Working | May 22, 2015

(My company promotes me and hires a new person to replace me in my original position. I train him for a few months, and we become good friends. Now he is also being promoted, and the company is interviewing for his replacement.)

Friend: “So, today I met a girl who was being interviewed to replace me.”

Me: “I can’t believe you’re gonna be training someone yourself now! I feel like just yesterday I was training you. Soon there will be an Anakin to my Qui-Gon.”

Friend: “So that makes me Obi-Wan?”

Me: “Duh.”

Friend: “What about [Girl who trained me, who I didn’t like very much]?”

Me: “I guess that means she’s Count Dooku. Which totally makes sense.”

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