Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Eggnog

(I’m friends with the quality checker at our company. His job basically involves proofreading reports for spelling and grammar errors. This happens just before Christmas.)

Quality Checker: *proudly pointing to a piece of white paper with red writing on it pinned to the wall by his desk* “Do you like my addition to the Christmas decorations?”

Me: *reading* ‘Yo ho ho.’ So, Santa’s a pirate now?”

Quality Checker: *pausing to re-read his sign* “D*** it!”

(He rather quickly ripped it off the wall before anyone else saw it while I stood there laughing my head off. Needless to say, I told everyone.)