Yet Another Way To Get Pregnant

(My boyfriend and I are snuggling and starting to get intimate. My alarm goes off.)

Me: *sighing* “Sorry. I need to go take the pill.”

Boyfriend: “No! Snuggling!”

Me: “I’ve already ignored the first alarm. I need to take it now.”

Boyfriend: “Snuggling now!”

Me: “We’ll snuggle later.”

Boyfriend: “Snuggling now!”

Me: “Snuggling now will mean babies later.”

Boyfriend: *bursts out laughing* “That needs to go on the internet somewhere.”

Me: “I know just the site.”