Yesterday, All My Charities Were Far Away
Movie Theater | Right | February 2, 2015
(The theater company I work for does a charity promotion every summer where we ask customers to donate a dollar or their spare change. Every year, this exact occurrence never fails to happen multiple times on the first day of the promotion:)
Me: “Hello, welcome to [Theater]!”
Customer: “Yes, can I get three tickets for [Movie]?”
Me: “Sure! Would you like to donate $1, or even your spare change, to [Charity]?”
Customer: “What? No, I did that yesterday!”
Me: *palmface*
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