Yes To Dismember, No To His Member
(A customer comes to the counter with his son with a Grand Theft Auto game.)
Me: “Sir, you are aware this is an 18-rated game?”
Customer: “Yes, I am aware of that.”
Me: “It contains sex.”
Customer: “Okay.”
Me: “Violence.”
Customer: “Okay.”
Me: “Bad Language.”
Customer: “Okay.”
Me: “Drug Usage.”
Customer: “Okay.”
Me: “Full frontal male nudity.”
Customer: “He’s bloody well not having this!”
(The customer handed the game over to me and walked out.)
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