Yes Sauce Tastes Positive

, , , | Right | September 25, 2018

Me: “Thank you for choosing [Fast Food Place]. How may I he—”

Customer: *cutting me off* “I want a [Kid’s Meal].”

Me: “Okay, sure. Which kind would you like?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: *sighs, getting a sinking feeling that I’m going to have to walk them through this* “Okay, what size? The four or six piece? Or a burger?”

Customer: “Six piece.”

Me: “And what to drink?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “I mean do you want Coke, milk, or juice?”

Customer: “YES, YOU IDIOT!”

Me: *puts it up as a Diet Coke, the grossest thing I can think of for a kid* “And what sauce would you like?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: *exhales slow*

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