Yes Sauce Tastes Positive
Me: “Thank you for choosing [Fast Food Place]. How may I he—”
Customer: *cutting me off* “I want a [Kid’s Meal].”
Me: “Okay, sure. Which kind would you like?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: *sighs, getting a sinking feeling that I’m going to have to walk them through this* “Okay, what size? The four or six piece? Or a burger?”
Customer: “Six piece.”
Me: “And what to drink?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “I mean do you want Coke, milk, or juice?”
Customer: “YES, YOU IDIOT!”
Me: *puts it up as a Diet Coke, the grossest thing I can think of for a kid* “And what sauce would you like?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: *exhales slow*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
