Yeah… I’m Sticking To Takeout ONLY At That Friend’s Place

I’m at a gaming session at a friend’s house. One of the group is making a sandwich.

Friend: “Hey, [Host], you got any mayo?”

Host: “Yeah, I think I remember seeing some way at the back, top shelf.”

Friend: “Ah, I see it!”

A moment later…

Friend: “Uh… [Host], this jar expired in the Bush administration.”

Host: “Oh, really? Which one?”

Friend: “The fact that you have to ask that makes it so much worse…”