Yeah, And I’d Like A Unicorn

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(Customer walks onto the lot looking for a car.)

Me: “Can I help you find something?”

Customer: “Yeah, I am looking for a cheap car that will go forever on a tank of gas and will last forever, so I don’t have to take it for any tune ups.

Me: “Me too. In fact let me know when you find it, and I’ll make a better offer on it!”

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