Y’All Need A New Card Supplier

, , , , | Working | April 6, 2020

(A customer is thoroughly examining our selection of greeting cards.)

Customer: “Excuse me, but where are your anniversary cards?”

Me: “Our anniversary cards are right here.”

(The customer starts looking through the anniversary section of our cards but still finds himself empty-handed.)

Customer: “Uh-oh, I think I’m in trouble now.”

Me: “How so?”

Customer: “Well, you see, the card is for my wife…”

Me: “Uh-huh.”

Customer: “It’s not there!”

(I take a look at our anniversary cards, and sure enough, there are no cards for wives. We have anniversary cards for husbands, parents, grandparents, and even friends, but we don’t have any for wives. It’s not that we’re out of stock, but the subsection for it doesn’t even exist.)

Me: “Oh, wow, I can’t believe they’ve done this. I hate to break it to you, but it seems that our suppliers didn’t even consider making anniversary cards for wives.”

Customer: “Why would they not make anniversary cards for the one person you’re actually supposed to give them to?!”

Me: “I know, right? You might want to try [Specialty Card Store] in [Nearby Mall], although they’re a little pricey.”

Customer: “Better than my wife of almost 30 years tearing me a new one!”

Me: “Godspeed, sir.”

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