Y’all Ain’t Gonna Believe This

, , , , , | Right | April 25, 2018

(I am from Texas. Two ladies walk up to the counter with their items they want to buy.)

Me: “Is that everything y’all will be getting?”

Lady #1: “What did you call us? You think just because we came here you can call us whatever you want?! Well, I tell you this: I will not let you do this. Let me speak to your manager! NOW!

Me: *stunned* “Okay.”

(I call my manager.)

Manager: “What is going on?”

Lady #1: “Your employee just called us some horrendous name that I dare not repeat. I insist that he is fired.”

Manager: *to me* “What did you say?”

Me: “All I said was, ‘Is that everything y’all will be getting?’”

Lady #1: “See! That word.” *hesitantly* “…y’all.”

Lady #2: *who has been quiet the whole time* “Is that what you have been ranting about? That is obviously a Texas accent!”

Lady #1: “No, it is not!”

Me, My Manager, & Lady #2: *in unison* “Yes it is.”

Lady #1: “No, you are all conspiring against me. No. I will not give in. NO!”

([Lady #1] then runs out of the store.)

Lady #2: “I am sorry for her.”

Me: “It is okay, but that definitely made my day!”

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