| Romantic | December 17, 2013

(I’ve been seeing a friend. We go to university on different campuses six hours away from each other. He’s coming home for Christmas. We make plans to play ‘Magic: the Gathering,’ a game we both love. We are talking online and he mentions he has built a fancy new deck to play against mine, meaning I will be losing.)

Me: “If you let me win a few games, I’ll have sex with you.”

Friend: “Can I just concede straight away or do you want me to play it out?”

Me: “Think about how you want me in the bedroom. Do you want me to concede or play it out?”

Friend: “I look forward to an interesting night.”

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