X-tra Marital Rays

| Related | February 11, 2012

(My aunt slipped and fell down some stairs. I take her to the hospital. I am 24 and she is 39. Following her x-rays, I wheel her back to the patient room. I forget to bring some paperwork from the x-ray labs so I run back to grab them. I return to her room.)

Aunt: “While you were gone, the nurse came into the room and asked me, ‘where is your husband?’. I informed her that you’re my nephew and not my husband. The nurse said, ‘that’s too bad, you looked like a cute couple’.”

Me: “That would explain why the nurse didn’t inform me that the shot you received would be to your rear end until she was already doing it.”

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