“WTF?” Is Right
My brother and I are both adults and get together on a regular basis. He’s allergic to coconut and I have cat-like mannerisms. We’re at a gathering with our dad when a light bulb goes off in my head.
Me: “[Brother], I have coconut oil in my hair. In case I forget, remind me not to headbutt you.”
Brother: “Okay.”
Dad’s face had “WTF?” written on it during this exchange.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?