“WTF?” Is Right

My brother and I are both adults and get together on a regular basis. He’s allergic to coconut and I have cat-like mannerisms. We’re at a gathering with our dad when a light bulb goes off in my head.

Me: “[Brother], I have coconut oil in my hair. In case I forget, remind me not to headbutt you.”

Brother: “Okay.”

Dad’s face had “WTF?” written on it during this exchange.