Wrong Said Fred
Me: “May I help you?”
Caller: “Please put me through to [owner].”
Me: “Sure, who’s calling please?”
Caller: “His cousin Fred.”
Me: “I didn’t know he had a cousin Fred.”
Caller: “Why would you? You just answer phones! This is a family affair and none of your business! Who do you think you are anyway?”
Me: “[Owner]’s daughter.” *click*
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