Wrong Kind Of TV Package

, , , , | Right | August 7, 2010

(A fairly regular customer, known for asking lots of questions about merchandise he has no intent of buying, wanders into the electronics department.)

Customer: “What’s this?”

Me: “It lets you browse the Internet on your TV instead of requiring a computer.”

Customer: *excited* “Really? Wow!”

Me: “Yep, and if you buy the optional keyboard, you can even use it for email.”

Customer: “Email? I’ve heard a lot about that. What is it, exactly?”

Me: “Well, it’s kind of like regular mail. You type up a letter and send it off, except it gets there instantly and there’s no postage.”

Customer: “Really? Wow! Does it do packages?”

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