Wrong Kind Of Hot Dog
(I work in a cafe that sells bagels.)
Me: “Welcome! What can I get for you?”
Customer: “I’d like a beagle.”
Me: “Sorry, a what?”
Customer: “A beagle, please.”
Me: “I am sorry, but we don’t sell beagles here.”
Customer: “Oh. Ooooh. You know what, I am actually glad. A bagel it is, then!”