Wow, What A Steal!

I’m at home when there’s a knock at the door.

Me: “Hello?”

Woman: “Hi, I’m from [Energy Company]. Do you have a few minutes to see if I can save you money on your gas and electric?”

Me: “Sorry, before you continue, can I just ask how much money you have on you?”

Woman: “Umm, about £10.”

Me: “I can guarantee that £10 you can’t beat how much I pay for my gas and electric.”

Woman: “Okay, so how much do you pay?”

Me: “Nothing.”

Woman: “Nothing? But that’s impossible!”

Me: “Little secret.”

I poke my head out the door and look around.

Me: “I steal it from my neighbours.”

I then shut the door while she was staring in shock. I don’t actually steal my gas and electric, but if I want to switch my energy supplier, I’ll talk to them.