Wouldn’t Want To Make Him Turn You Into A Believer Now…

My friend told me of this conversation they had with their insurance provider.

Provider: “…and you’ll want to get [Plan] to make sure your insurance covers acts of God.”

Friend: “I don’t believe in God.”

Provider: “All the more reason to make sure you don’t have to shell out because He did something to you.”

My friend got the suggested plan.