Wouldn’t Put It Past Trump
Middle School | Learning
| March 9, 2016
(In language class, we are going to read a book about Abraham Lincoln’s death.)
Teacher: “Does anyone know who killed Abraham Lincoln?”
(Silence.)
Teacher: “His name starts with John.”
Student #1: “John Kennedy?”
(Everyone laughs.)
Student #2: “Barack Obama!”
Teacher: “No…”
Student #2: “Donald Trump! He killed Abraham Lincoln and that’s why everybody hates him!”
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