Wouldn’t Dream Of Doing It… Oh, Wait

(My boyfriend and I have just woken up and are still in bed.)

Me: “I had such a nice dream about you last night.”

Boyfriend: “Oh, I know. You wouldn’t stop groping me.”

Me: “What?”

Boyfriend: “You were violently groping me in your sleep. I rolled over to get you to stop, and that didn’t even work.”

Me: *laughing uncontrollably* “Well, did it feel good?”

Boyfriend: “NO! I feel violated!”