Would You Like To Try Our Bald Eagle Wings?

Customer: “Is this company based overseas?”

Me: “Um… no. Our corporate offices are in North Carolina.”

Customer: “Man, this company must really hate America.”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “If they loved America, they wouldn’t make you work today.”

Me: “Well… they just want us to be here for any customers that need something.”

Customer: “If I owned a company, I wouldn’t make my employees work.”

Me: “That’s cool. I’m sure they would appreciate that.”

Customer: “Yeah… so can I get three pounds of chicken?”

Me: “Yes, sir.”