Would You Like Eyes With That
(I’m the only customer eating at a fast food restaurant. One of the workers comes over and stands about six feet away from my table and stares at me. He stands there for thirty seconds before I speak up.)
Me: “Yes? Did you want something?”
Worker: “No.”
Me: “Then why are you staring at me?”
Worker: “Because I like watching you eat…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?