Would Jew Please Rethink That

, , , , | Related | December 21, 2018

(My dad has come to pick me up from work. We’re just wandering around the store so he can do some Christmas shopping and I can pick up a few things while my discount is augmented — corporate’s holiday gift to the employees. He’s wandered off to another part of the store, and it should be known that he’s a bit of an impulsive shopper. I finish up my shopping and find him with a basket, filling it with items from our Hanukkah stock. I figure he’s going to give it to some of his coworkers, but he’s got an awful lot of it.)

Me: “Dad, what are you going to do with all of that?”

Dad: “Give it to your mother for Christmas!”

Me: “Except none of us are Jewish.”

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