Worst Service Since Time Memoria

(I am working at a bookstore when I see my coworker holding a phone near her ear.)

Coworker: “F***! Why can’t you people get it into your heads? You’re incompetent! We DO NOT SELL CDs!”

(She slams the phone down hard.)

Me: “What was that?”

Coworker: “These groups of morons want to buy ‘How to Reach Nirvana,’ or something like that.”