Worming His Way Into Your Heart

(My husband and I are making spaghetti at home and I need to get to the spices. He’s in the way.)

Me: “Scoot your butt.”

(He moves out of the way. I’m getting the spices when I hear something dragging along the floor. I look behind me. He’s sitting on the floor dragging his butt on the floor like a dog with worms.)

Husband: “This is harder than it looks.”