Worming Her Way Out Of It
(We have recently found pinworms in our children. After having taken the medicine, we pay more than usual attention to hygiene.)
Wife: “Don’t scratch your rear; you can get the worm eggs on your fingers. You suck them, and you can re-infect yourself this way.”
Daughter: “But I scratch with this one…” *shows index finger* “…and suck this one.” *shows thumb*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?