(One day, my boss meets me at the door as I report to work with a curt request to come to her office. With the door open so customers and co-workers can all hear, she begins lambasting me about my “unacceptable behavior” of late.)
Boss: *angrily* “Last night, [coworker] stated that you never spoke to him even once, hid in the back and refused to check out customers!”
Me: “First, we did talk, and—”
Boss: “He said it was pretty quiet!”
Me: “Well, I was in the back stocking the entire large food bag section entirely by myself.”
Boss: “Well, your behavior is unacceptable, so I’m writing you up!” *hands me a write-up to sign*
Me: “Okay, let me just get this straight. I am being written up for not talking to [coworker] because I was busy doing heavy stocking while he leaned on the counter up front and texted on his phone all night?”
(There is a pained silence where my boss and I simply stare unblinkingly at one another.)
Boss: *snatches the write-up from my hand* “Go and make today’s bank deposit.”
(I make the deposit as she requests, and return for the write-up.)
Me: *politely* “May I please sign the write-up?”
Boss: *defeated* “Oh, I tore that up…”