(I interview for a position in a company. The company seems disorganised, and the interview process is very poor. I eventually get a call back.)
Caller: “Hi, is this [My Name]?”
Me: “Speaking.”
Caller: “This is [Caller] from [Company]. I’m calling about your interview.”
Me: “Okay, yes.”
Caller: “We would like to make you an offer of amount [£1000 above my asking rate].”
Me: “Oh, great. No thanks.”
Caller: “Sorry, did you say no? It’s more than you asked for. Have you found another job?”
Me: “No, no. I’m still looking.”
Caller: “So why are you refusing the job?”
Me: “Well. to be honest with you, despite the fact that you left me waiting around for nearly quarter of an hour, and despite that I was subject to a quiz that I wasn’t warned nor prepared for, the job requirement and what you expect for the applicant just don’t match up.”
Caller: “I don’t follow.”
Me: “You say you are looking for an engineer, but looking around and talking to your staff, you need a manager there. I just don’t think I can make the difference you need in that role.”
(I’m beaming inside, as that sounded (out loud at least) like an intelligent technical response, completely pulled out of the air. I know I can do the manager job, but it is a different pay scale completely.)
Caller: “Well, you could do those bits on top of your normal job..”
Me: “Unpaid, unrecognised, and not on the job description?”
Caller: “Err, yes, that does sound a bit silly, doesn’t it?”
(I wrap up the call. She states that she will go away and talk to her boss. I get another call.)
Caller: “Hi, [My Name]. I spoke to my boss who said that he can change the job description to include those extra roles.”
Me: “The same title?”
Caller: “Yes.”
Me: “No extra money?”
Caller: “Err… yes.”
Me: “No, I don’t think so.”
Caller: *sounding deflated* “Oh.”
(I didn’t hear anything from that company again, but I kept getting called from several different recruiters, telling me how perfect I would be for that role and how urgent it is that they get someone, but never any more money and always the same title.)