I Smell A Rat
(After recently moving, I’d had to find a new vet for my two rats after they developed a respiratory infection. This was the only vet within an hour’s travel that would even agree to see them.)
Vet: “All right, let me get their temperatures first.”
(He fumbles around in the jars and drawers of the exam room, finally pulling out a thermometer.)
Me: “Excuse me, sir, isn’t that thermometer a little large?”
Vet: “Nah. Good enough for dogs, good enough for rats. Right?”
Me: *shocked* “No! If you don’t have one sized for small animals could you please use one for cats, then?”
(He sighs and rolls his eyes, disappearing into the back for close to 20 minutes.)
Vet: “Okay… Temperature is 100.3 for both of them… Is that normal?”
Me: “Yes…”
Vet: “Hmmm… I’m gonna go check.”
(He leaves for another 20 minutes to Google a rat’s normal body temperature. By this time I’m starting to think I should just leave and find a different vet but I really need the antibiotics for them.)
Vet: “All right, well, I don’t think they have a respiratory infection. Their lungs sound clear. Every rat I’ve seen that comes in here with those infections can hardly breathe.”
Me: “Maybe if I waited another three weeks to bring them in. Sir, both of them are over a year old. That’s old for a rat and I’m not going to stress their already fragile respiratory tract.”
Vet: “Mmmhmm. I’m gonna give you 10 days of anti-histamines for both of them. Come back if they don’t work.”
(Note, it’s cost me $30 per rat just for the office visits. The anti-histamines cost me another $45. After 10 days there is no change and I’m back.)
Me: “They haven’t gotten any better. Could I please just get 30 days of antibiotics for the both of them?”
Vet: “Well, looks like they’ve got a mild respiratory infection. I’ll give you a week’s worth of [Antibiotic] for the both of them.”
Me: “No! I need 30 days. It takes much longer to clear these infections in rats than it does for dogs or cats.”
(I wound up having to argue with him to get the right amount and having to find multiple online sources stating the length of antibiotic use. In the end he wound up costing me near $300. After that I found it easier to drive the hour up to my old vet.)