The Hard Of Hearing Line Is Hard Of Hearing
(I’ve been receiving text messages from a Deaf-or-Hard-of-Hearing Support Agency for a Mr. [Name] for about a month. The agency is located on the other side of the country and is sending me messages regarding appointments I should remember and questions as to why I missed those appointments. I decide to call the phone number to explain what’s going on. Note: I am a 17-year-old girl with perfect hearing.)
Agency: “Hello, thank you for calling [Agency]. How can I help you?”
Me: “Hi, this is the owner of [phone number]. I’ve been getting text messages from your office for a few weeks now, and I wanted to let you know that I am not [Name], nor am I hard of hearing.”
Agency: *speaking noticeably louder* “Ah, that phone number! Mr. [Name], how are you? I see you’ve missed some of your appointments!”
Me: “I’m not Mr. [Name]. My name is [My Name] and I’m—”
Agency: “Then you must be Mr. [Name]’s carer! You know, he’s missed several of his appointments with us, recently—”
Me: “I’m not Mr. [Name]’s carer! In fact I live in Canberra. I’m on the other side of the country! This is my phone number. You’ve been sending your texts to the wrong number.”
Agency: “All right… I see here that we’ve been messaging Mr. [Name]’s phone, and his number is [my phone number]. Is that right?”
Me: *relieved* “Yes, that’s my number.”
Agency: “Great! We’ll text you before your next appointment. Please make sure your phone is on.”
Me: “What?!”
Agency: *hangs up*
(After about another month of ignoring their texts, they finally got the message.)