The Number One Problem With Computers
(I am working in an IT call center that handles computers for doctor’s offices.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Company]. How can I help you?”
Caller: “Well… we need a new computer.”
Me: “Okay. What seems to be problem?”
Caller: “Oh, what the h***. A urine sample got spilled in this one, and we’re afraid to turn it on.”
Me: “That’s new. I’ll put in a request to the field techs, and mark it a bio-hazard.”
Caller: “Thanks! I think I have a bio-hazard sticker I can put on it too.”
Me: “Perfect. Hope your day gets better!”