Iced Coffee: Katy Perry Style
(It’s about six am. There is a customer in front of me.)
Customer: “Could I get an iced coffee, please?”
Cashier: “Sure! Would you like that warmed up?”
Customer: “…What?”
Cashier: “Would you like it warmed up?”
Customer: “My iced coffee?”
Cashier: “Yeah, it’s just an option we offer. You don’t have to.”
Customer: “Okay. Um. No, thanks, then.”
Cashier: *puts the order into the cash register* “Oh. Oh, my god. I asked if you wanted your iced coffee warmed up, didn’t I? I meant sweetened.”
Customer: “Oh, no, I thought there was something wrong with ME that I didn’t understand what you were asking!”
Cashier: “It’s so early, man.”