(We haven’t been to the cinema for years mainly due to the high prices; however, our daughter is old enough to sit through a film and a family movie is airing and we decide to go. We have paid for our tickets and are browsing the concession stand.)
Worker: “Can I help you?”
Me: “Just these sweets, please.”
Worker: “Can I interest you in some popcorn?”
Me: “One small sweet, please.”
Worker: “We have some great deals on at the moment.”
Me: “No, thanks.”
Worker: *enthusiastically* “If you buy a drink and some popcorn, it’s a special deal. Hot food, popcorn, and a drink has even more savings!”
Me: “Just the popcorn and sweets, thanks.”
Worker: “Are you sure? You will miss out on the great savings.”
Me: “Uh, fine, I’ll bite. How much do I save?”
Worker: “Well a drink and a popcorn is £6.99.”
Me: “Hang on, how much do I save?”
Worker: “I, err, well…” *working it out* “5p!”
Me: “No, thanks, I think we will pass.”
Worker: “Are you sure?”
(We didn’t take the “great” savings in the end, despite him trying to sell it like the deal of the century.)