Witching Hour Versus The Bitching Hour
(It is Tuesday at 11 am. I come in and head right to my boss’s office, but the secretary tries to stop me and calls over the business manager.)
Secretary: “I know you worked for [Boss] before moving here, but it is 11 am. Working hours start at 9 am. I know you get the big bucks but there is no special treatment for you.”
Me: “I’m really in no mood to deal with you, [Secretary].”
Business Manager: “I am not sure what to say here. Maybe we should let [Boss] handle this.”
(The boss sees me through his office window and comes out.)
Secretary: *smugly* “[My Name] is just getting in.”
Boss: “Oh, great. I take it everything is fixed? I stopped looking at emails after our call at midnight.”
(The secretary is looking confused.)
Me: “Everything is fixed; reports are in and we are back on schedule.”
Boss: “Great news. I know you’re tired, but after you get a cup of coffee could you put a few slides together for my presentation this afternoon? Oh, yeah, you picked up food for everyone on Saturday and Sunday, right? Just give the bill to [Secretary] for reimbursement. I’m late. Thanks again, I gotta run!”
(The boss left, and the secretary was fuming as I left.)