Because All Arabs Are Terrorists, Apparently
(I work overnight at a call center that is locked a few hours before my shift starts. We aren’t given keys, so we have to knock and wait for a coworker to open the door. This particular night it gets cold rather suddenly, and I wrap my scarf around my head because I haven’t brought my hat with me, but my face is clearly visible. I knock on the door and one of my coworkers comes around the corner. Her eyes go wide and she runs away as if terrified. I’m perplexed by this, and I knock again and get no response. I get my phone out and call the office number.)
Coworker: “Hello, th-thank you for calling [Company]. How can I h-help you?”
Me: “[Coworker], I’m waiting at the door. Could you come unlock it? I’m extremely cold.”
Coworker: “Oh, my God. That was you?“
Me: “Of course it’s me. Who did you think?”
Coworker: “You look like a terrorist! Don’t scare me like that! Why do you have that terrible thing on your head?”
Me: “Are you serious? It’s cold. I’m wearing a scarf. You think a scarf makes someone a terrorist?”
Coworker: “Yes! You look like one of those Arabs!”
Me: *counting silently to ten* “[Coworker], even if I had darker skin and wore a proper hijab, I wouldn’t be a terrorist. But how you saw my pasty white face and plaid fleece scarf as Arabic is beyond me. Now open the d*** door.”