Working Retail Got Me Feeling Blue

Customer: “I’m looking for a book. It’s blue.”

Me: “…”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “Sorry. Just… seriously?”

Customer: “Yes! It’s called ‘Blue‘! It’s a memoir about a policeman!”

Me: “Oh! Sorry, yes, I can show you where that is.”

Customer: “Why did you react like that?”

Me: “Sorry… inside joke.”