Working One’s Buns Off

(My husband and I have a fight. He goes to bed; I stay up until around 3-4 am. He always wakes up earlier than me. He comes in the morning and wakes me up around 7 am.)

Me: “Why the h*** are you waking me up so early?”

Husband: “I’m sorry. I’m going to make cinnamon buns to apologize.”

Me: “Okay?”

Husband: “I don’t know how to make them. Can you come and help?”

Me: “… I hate you.”

(I ended up making the cinnamon buns on my own. The kicker? I don’t particularly like cinnamon buns, and he still brags about how he made them for me!)