Working Like A Dog

(At our fast food restaurant, a customer walks in with a seeing-eye dog. It’s in training with a clearly marked blue vest and two trainers. However, a customer behind her begins complaining.)

Customer: “Man, I thought your sign said dogs ain’t allowed!”

Me: *to a trainer* “Ma’am, it’s a working dog in training, correct?”

Trainer: “Yes. She has to be trained in public before they’ll allow her to go to a patient.”

Me: “Sir, she’s a working dog. They’re allowed in public buildings by state law.”

Customer: “Man, that’s bull-s***!”

Me: “Why’s that, sir?”

Customer: “That dog don’t work here!”