Working In A Deli Isn’t Wasted Years
(My coworker created a deli-themed rapper alter-ego for himself. Sometimes when we’re not busy, he talks about what his alter-ego would sing about or what his concerts would be like.)
Coworker: “What do you think about this for the cover of the [Deli-Themed Rapper] album?”
(He crouches down with a box of fried chicken in his hand and tries to look tough.)
Me: “I think you should turn around and be like Nicki Minaj.”
(He and our other coworker crack up.)
Me: “My album cover would be my headless body slicing my head on the slicer, while it looks at you and grins horribly.”
Coworker: “Dude, that’s awesome.”
Me: “It’s like something out of Garbage Pail Kids. Or Iron Maiden, if they did deli stuff.”
Coworker: “I think, ‘Iron Maiden if they did deli stuff,’ might be the weirdest phrase I’ve heard all week.”
Me: “Cool. My job is done!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?