Scared Of Using The Grey Matter
(It is the first day of a college-level British literature class. The teacher has just announced that we will be reading ‘Jane Eyre’ throughout the semester, and is giving a standard ‘first day’ lecture – going over the syllabus, talking about different editions of the book that are available, etc…)
Teacher: “…and that’s the edition I’ll be using, in case you want to reference my page numbers. The next—”
(Suddenly, a student in the front row puts her hand in the air.)
Teacher: “Yes?”
Student: “What will we be DOING with this book?”
(The teacher stares blankly at her for a moment, apparently trying to decide whether she is serious.)
Teacher: “… Reading it. And talking about it.”
Student: “Will we have to write things about it?”
Teacher: *staring harder* “… Yes.”
(The girl considers this information while the teacher moves to resume her lecture. The moment she opens her mouth, the same student puts her hand in the air again.)
Student: “Can we read Shades of Grey instead?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?