Words Speak Louder Than Actions

| Related | November 25, 2013

(I am three years old. The washing machine has just broken down and a repairman has come to their house to fix it.)

Me: “What are you doing?”

Repairman: “Fixing the machine.”

Me: “My mommy usually fixes it.”

Repairman: “Really? How does she usually fix it?”

Me: “She kicks it and screams, ‘D*** it to h***!'”

Mom: “Okay, [Name], time to go and leave the man alone!”

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