Won’t Let The Devil Pin You Down

Caller: “I need to complain! My PIN has 666 in it!”

Me: “Ma’am! Please stop there! Never reveal any part of your PIN to anyone, even a bank employee!”

Caller: “I didn’t tell you my whole PIN.”

Me: “It’s a four-digit code, ma’am. By revealing three numbers, you make it very easy for someone else to guess your PIN.”

Caller: “Well, I didn’t tell you the godly part, just the devilish bit. You need to change my PIN!”

Me: “Ma’am, we would have had to change your PIN anyway based on this conversation.”

Caller: “Well… good. But if I see any devil in my new PIN, I’ll be complaining!”