Won’t Have To Bear With Him Much Longer

, , , | Right | July 24, 2018

Customer: “Can I kill a bear with this knife?” *pointing at bowie knife*

Me: “Are you Davy Crockett?”

Customer: “No.”

Me: “Then probably not.”

Customer: “Where should I go for if I’m being attacked by a bear?”

Me: “Go for the jugular; you’ll be fine.” *secretly hoping that Darwinism happens*

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