Won’t Ever Be Drunk On Success

, , , , | Right | June 1, 2018

(I am a customer witnessing this engagement. I am checking out, with items on the belt. Ahead of me are two young women. One is purchasing vodka, the other a two-liter soda.)

Cashier: *rings up vodka* “May I see both of your identification, please?”

Customer #1: “But I’m buying the vodka.”

Customer #2: “And I’m not old enough to drink.”

Cashier: “I’m sorry; I legally can’t sell this to you, then.”

(Both customers argue slightly, but seem aware they’ve been caught.)

Customer #2: “Oh, can we come back in the store and go through two different lines to buy them both?”

Cashier: *face breaks into twitches*

Me: “Not if you f****** tell him you’re going to do that!”

Customers #1 & #2: *embarrassed faces, quickly leave*

Cashier: *bursts out laughing*

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