In-Laws In Line

(I am out with my brother in-law and my niece as we go shopping in a mall. We stop by a small coffee place before going in.)

Brother-In-Law: “What do you want? I’ll get you a cup of coffee?”

Me: “You sure?”

Brother-In-Law: “It’s fine. I’ll pay.”

Me: “Alright, bro! I like you! You can go home and kiss my sister!”

(My brother-in-law starts laughing with a few weird stares coming from other customers.)

Brother-In-Law: “I don’t think that’s how the saying goes.”

Me: “Hey, we got kids here. I’m keeping it PG.”