Wonder Where The Kids Learned That From

(I get a noise complaint about a room full of kids. I call the dad of the kids to tell them to please keep it down.)

Dad: “Okay.” *to kids* “HEY, KIDS! SHUT THE F*** UP!”

(Dead silence.)

Dad: *hangs up*

(I soon got another complaint about the dad loudly cursing. Ah, hotel patrons…)