Won The Hand, Left Only With His Hand

(I’ve been dating my boyfriend for a while, but I’m meeting many of his friends for the first time. A group of us are playing cards, and my boyfriend is winning soundly. We’re all getting a little annoyed at his luck, but one friend in particular feels the need to vent when my boyfriend takes yet another hand.)

Friend: “Ugh! Go f*** yourself, [Boyfriend]!”

Me: “He’s gonna have to…”